"Thanks, but it's a Pontiac G5."
"G5. It's part of Pontiac's new naming convention, y'know, G5, G6, and soon the G8."
"Gotcha. No offense, but by the looks of the interior, you, uh, got a pretty good deal, huh?"
"Sticker was $20,520."
"Yikes. Well, if it's a Pontiac it must have a supercharged engine or something, right?"
"Nope. That's only in the Chevy Cobalt."
"Of course. Son, you do realize that you could've had a Honda Civic Si, Volkswagen GTI, or even that supercharged Chevy for just a bit more, don't you?"
"No worries. Hey, you're obviously a smart kid. I've got some ocean front property in Arizona…"