If you’re in the market for American station wagons, well, you’re in the wrong market. Although they were once so numerous that a large flock of them could nearly block out the sun—or maybe that was the passenger pigeon—the domestically branded wagon appears to be a thing of the past. Instead, we’ve got an assortment of alternatives for your consideration, some being “American,” some being station wagons, and all having at least a tenuous connection to the topic at hand.