Yep, it's a Scion. Really. Or it was, until the angry devil dog on the door panel ate it. Just imagine Junior picking up his prom date in this beaut: Honest, the eye on the rearview mirror doesn't follow you. It just feels creepy like that… There's even a drum kit in back, making this the ultimate car for teenage drivers. Parents wishing to express their own thoughts on the car can send letters to Scion headquarters.

Photos courtesy of Ron Perry, Brian Chee