Number 1: Your Kid Just Got a TWD!

Forget about DUIs for a moment, unless of course you live in Wisconsin. The real danger for young drivers these days is TWD (Texting While Driving). According to a recent study by AAA, 46 percent of teenagers text while driving.

Yeah. Your kids really are that, uh, smart.

Please, help educate your children properly and keep the phone in your pocket while YOU drive. And if you find out they're texting, why, beat 'em with a…I mean take the keys away.

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