might just be perfect cars for gearheads and
speed-freaks who juggle a family, or need a bit more space for friends,
work, or whatever. Generally wolves in sheep clothing, BMW's M5,
Mercedes-Benz's E-Class AMG, and Audi's RS6, tell little more
externally than slightly different fascia and badges. These cars
provoke your inner demons while allowing you to maintain a shiny,
perfect "hidey-ho, good neighbor" façade. Don't worry, your
secret's safe with me.
The German sedans mentioned above were the only worthwhile games in
town; that was until 2004, when GM stepped up to the plate with its
first contender, the CTS-V. Utilizing the 400-horsepower V8 harnessed
under the hood of the top C5-generation Z06 Corvette, the CTS-V checked
all of the performance boxes. Brembo brakes, 18x8.5-inch wheels,
Goodyear Eagle F1 Supercar tires, track tuned suspension, and it became
the first Cadillac in almost 20 years to be equipped with a manual
transmission. Despite checking all the right boxes, quality issues
plagued the first generation CTS-V, and sales numbers paled in
comparison to its German rivals.
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Thankfully that wasn't the end of the CTS-V story.
In 2009, Cadillac introduced an all-new CTS-V, and not only are all the
right boxes checked, the checks are as large and dark as possible.
Borrowing quite a bit from the new supercar eating Corvette ZR1, the
CTS-V is poised to be the king of the super sport-sedan segment.
Imagine my delight then, when a Radiant Silver 2010 example rolled into
our stable.
Remember my "wolf in sheep's clothing" comment? Yeah, the CTS-V is more
like a wolf wearing a sheep's costume that's 2 sizes too small. The
rippling hood bulge, air-gobbling front fascia, and burly 19" alloys do
little to hide the beast within this CTS. So much so, that the V badges
on the doors and trunk almost look redundant. No hiding this from the
neighbor kids, they'll either stare in amazement or run home crying
wolf when you rumble home. More like "Hidey-ho, good neighbor...now get
the &%*# out of my way."
Interior
Inside, the theme turns to luxury. Chrome rings around the gauges and vents, optional "midnight sapele wood trim," ebony black plastic, "leather" stitched dash, suede seat inserts and steering wheel, all come together for a busy interior that feels like it's trying too hard. The suede steering wheel is brilliant, like holding hands with your first high school crush, but the ebony black plastic in our tester already had fine scratches all over, and with only 2,900 miles on the odo, we can only imagine what the plastic will look like after 40,000 miles.
When equipped with the optional Recaro high performance seats, adjustable thigh and back bolsters assure that a perfect cocoon of performance solitude is but a few adjustments away...an option Cadillac should make standard on the V. Front leg room is ample, and even when adjusted for my 6'4" frame, there was still plenty of room behind the front seat for back seat passengers. Trunk space was adequate, with plenty of room for Sunday Costco runs.
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The Bose 5.1 10-speaker audio system helped ease my frustration though, as it sounds absolutely stunning. On XM, FM, CD, or AUX, the sound system was fantastic at converting the stereo source to surround. Very few systems can complete this process accurately. Overall, there are certainly positives and negatives with the interior, but it's all merely a trace of memory as soon as you twist the ignition knob.
PerformanceLike being scolded by Mom when stealing a cookie from the cookie jar,
the V is no passive creature. The engine barks and settles down to a
gentle burble while gauges dance, lights flash and the Cadillac logo
whizzes around on the extended navigation screen. The start-up sequence
is theatrical to say the least. With 556 horsepower awaiting the beck and
call of my size 13 Pumas, the time to drive is now.

Heavy on the throttle, the CTS-V
roars with sounds that Zeus sets as
his ringtone, while a relentless monsoon of torque makes your vision
blur when 60 mph passes in 3.9 seconds. I'm not sure it's an internal
combustion engine under the hood, or an unstable nuclear
reactor. The spec sheet reveals however, a 556-horswpower 6.2-liter V8
based off the herculean 638-horsepower, LS9 V8 found in the Corvette
ZR1. Merging on the highway incites lunatic giggles as the spiky-haired
guy you just passed in a similarly priced M3 picks his jaw up off the
floor.
Settling in at cruising speed, the
CTS-V quickly shows its colors as an
excellent grand tourer. The suspension, featuring magnetic ride control,
offers both normal and sport mode. Gliding in normal mode offers a
ride that's firm yet supple, erasing any and all memories of grandpa's
cherry '77 Eldorado with boat-o-matic suspension. The only gripe that
crept up was that at 60 mph, the exhaust note emits a headache-inducing
resonance throughout the whole cabin. After 30 minutes of 60 mph
traffic, I really wished Zeus' phone could be switched to silent mode. It can be,
though--if the state law and traffic permits, 70 mph reduces the tone
to a pleasant, soft rumble.
Handling/ConclusionIf you thought the freeway was thrilling, exiting can get downright
raunchy. Tickle the suspension button into sport mode, and the ride
firms up, ready to play at ten-tenths. Gripping
the perfectly-sized, seductive suede steering wheel provides you with more
feedback than you've ever felt from a GM vehicle as you push through turns. With laser precision
in every caress, you feel the front tires as if they were your own
hands while the sticky 19" Michelin Pilot Sports effortlessly claw to
heed your command. Sport mode results in very flat cornering, absorbing
bumps and undulations in the pavement with ease. Never does the car
feel unsettled, unsure, or ambiguous. This is truly a supercar, with
ample room for 4.

While other manufacturers play with
acronym-happy, dual-clutch
automated manual transmissions, Cadillac chooses instead to refine the
tried-and-true conventional torque converter automatic. As with the
Camaro, the optional 6-speed automatic in the CTS-V can be summed in
one word: excellent. Somehow, the transmission always knows what gear
you want to be in. It does usually take two downshifts to hit the right
gear for optimal acceleration, but those shifts are fast and
purposeful. It's still not automated manual fast, but fast
nonetheless.
Some buyers may find the performance of the CTS-V a bit raw and
unrefined for a $68,445 (as-tested) sport-lux sedan. But, for the
driving enthusiast who prefers performance over plush,
it's hard to find a better alternative. BMW, Mercedes-Benz, and Audi
have been building their respective sport sedans for years, every
iteration a bit more luxurious than the last. The Cadillac stands out
for not compromising sport for luxury, at a significant price advantage
to the competition.
That said, the CTS-V might be a tough case for some. To truly love the
CTS-V everyday, you need to have a hankering for a true 4-door super
sports car with a dash of luxury. At the end of the day, however, the
CTS-V might be the most practical, potent passenger vehicle you can
buy. And starting at $60,720, it's a relative steal.
Photos by Chris Allen